Heather.

yo yo yo the name is Heather.
If you don't believe it watch me shake my feather.

I live in a house with 3 humans and a dog
We keep things real simple and try to stay out of the fog.
With each new day startin' out real slow I sleep till noon
Movin' real slow.

Here is where I keep my job and hang my hat you see...
For it's tough to get a treat out of some of these humans when they act as busy as a bee.
I do a little dance and shake my rear to and fro attention getting is my main goal-

On my off time I like romantic walks on the street
and a great big bowl of anything but barley and some wheat.

Now I could go on to tell you about my real cool cats-
We've got Paul, Denise, and Tori too
and that other guy yeah.
Wallie.
He's a dog too.
But they all can take the time to bring their paws on this key board
And leave a message for you.

For I'm out I gotta pee and you know-

No one listens to me!

But to keep the tradition goin' I will say one last thing-

Yo, I give a shout out to the fish in Victoria's room for yeah the pets of the family gotta stick it together and let me tell you they've been dropping like they've got the flu.

So whenever I feel like no one's listening to me= I remember that at least I've got a voice compared to the sea in the room down the hall!